medium? medium is only for suckers who dont know the concept of value.

lifes a game but its not fair, i break the rules so i dont care.

2009-08-31T15:25:21Z

well it HAS been a coon's age! 14 weeks since last entry.

soooo....i saw everyone at baseball and it was amazing. i love the love weve got. simply irreplaceable or irresistible if your robert palmer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8

i think the best part of baseball was making omni laugh then having her walk with me while holding my finger. if she wasn't kelly's id steal her. just saying.

i wanna baybay.

i didnt get too much of a chance to spread the news of my world or gain others so im back in the lj game!

i work at fresh on bloor, its a vegan place thats only made veggie by request (we got some boss cheese yall!) i love my job. i play my own iPod and everyone i work with works their on the side of some sort of art. like i got harpists and actors out my butt!

speaking of actors....get your passports ready or just get your passports cuz im in a show called "sex, lies, and sometimes relationships" its a monologue show that breaks my heart, builds me up, and makes me laugh. wow, thats a good tag line...i should get them to market that shit. so yeah, it goes up mid october but don't worry...ill be good to come home for thanksgiving.

other than that i am rediscovering the joys of singelhood via skippy aka junior aka aaron (a young lad packin major wiener that i met at the marijuana awareness program-thank god for minor arrests and sentencing) and santino (an italian guy that is my opposite and my twin at the same time)

so yeah, thats whats up. school is starting soon and im pumped. im taking a class about the culture of india, some theatre history, some other theatre stuff and theatre devising with the most wonderful group of talented sweeties this side of the mississip. i just realized i spell theatre canadian now. at least i still know how to spell color.

sometimes people say i have a canadian accent, others make fun of my american one. when this happens i usually do a sarah palin impression.

but seriously-toronto is sweet so get your passports together. i mean wever got the toronto internbational film festival coming up, what more can you ask for? the answer is quality time with laura.

hallelujah holla back

(that made me realize i have no clue how to spell hallelujah, so i mean thats a good sign, right?)

and now im done like chris brown's career.

kingbobpinapple @ 2009-05-19T19:16:00

2009-05-20T00:17:00Z

wow...last entry 16 weeks ago

well im staying here this summer.

get your passports.

my only sadness is missing baseball.

laura loves the hmc.

kingbobpinapple @ 2009-01-13T06:29:00

2009-01-12T23:31:12Z

whats everyone's sunday lookin like? we should go see a movie or play a game or at least allow me your presence.

and yes...i AM lookin at you pal!

i want a big break already so i can get my hmc tattoo. everyone has so much more cred than me, and they just keep gettin better!

and yes...i AM lookin at you chelsea!

kingbobpinapple @ 2008-10-11T02:47:00

2008-10-10T18:48:24Z

ill be home reeeeeeeally late tonight until wed morning.

who wants to hang?

were totally hott dawg

2008-07-29T04:01:34Z

northville meijer attractions...

kingbobpinapple @ 2008-05-11T13:16:00

2008-05-11T18:19:58Z

kingbobpinapple @ 2008-05-07T13:12:00

2008-05-07T17:19:20Z

i know some people are toying with the idea of going to lollapalooza but i was hoping i could dissuade you to go to bonnaroo.

i know it's tennesse, but we can camp!

but anyway... my IMPROV thing is now at three thirty not four and my class goes on first. come show your support for the stage! oh my...

tartlet johansen and ryan reynolds are engaged.

"that makes me think youre meant for the kid you know who looks like ryan reynolds."

version 2.0 bith haha

does anyone want to see baby mama with me?

nevermind, i have to work for the first time in almost two weeks.

its a good thing too because im almost out of the monies.

baseball makes sunday the best day ever.

are we plaiing on having a grill every week? if so, ill plan on bringing party supplies.

kingbobpinapple @ 2008-05-03T12:00:00

2008-05-03T16:03:30Z

my improv thing on may 10th is from 4-6 but i wont be on the whole time. soooooo if yall wanted to come see that AND go to avery's bash (which i intend on doing) that would be boss.

i have the day off by the by if anyone wants to do anything...

i went on a date with a tax accountant.

you can imagine my lack of interest.

i want gaucamole.

im bored.

im not used to being bored.

well im not used to having saturday's off.

razzamatzaz and a bit of spazz

2008-04-22T17:46:44Z

i have absolutly no idea what to say.

but there's certainly a lot going on in there.

after thursday theres no more auditioning.

i better be good.

im excited for the summer.

im not good at juggeling these particular beings.

i now go go hamtramck on mondays.

if you want to laugh and be impressed by my skills...you should come.

having my improv teacher buy me a shot of whisky and a blue moon was an experience.

i miss sean and chelsea.

im going to have a six pack this summer.

im thinking st. pauli girl haha

im excited to see the baby.

im excited for summer.

canadians and arabians

2008-04-08T13:47:39Z

i feel a great certainty and positivity today.

i know nothing is in my way but me, so i suppose ill step aside.

i miss being friends with people who actually want to play the do-run-run.

i find out soon what the deal with york is.

i went from being one of 900 people seeking one of 135 general theatre spots to auditioning with the past years theatre students for the 28 acting school positions.

and shoot, i havent even let ryerson know whats up yet.

droppin' bombs.

its been nice outside, which makes me feel nice inside.

i had three cigarettes yesterday...im trying to weenie off of them.

i worked two days last week and this week i work three (by my own choice) so i needs to be makin that money when i get back this weekend.

hanson on the 19th.

i am a very lucky person.

kingbobpinapple @ 2008-03-27T13:40:00

2008-03-27T17:48:08Z

have you ever taken a step back and realized that who youve always been, who youre going to be, and who everyone else thinks you are are totally different?

i love that none of this matters though.

kingbobpinapple @ 2008-01-22T11:50:00

2008-01-22T16:59:29Z

im jumpimg out of the apple tree today.

not sure when ill climb back up.

sean, chelsea, i dont care if they want me at work wednesday and they fire me for not coming in-ill be there with bells on. thank you so much for helping me.

some days i feel so grateful that i know so many talented people.

ran into kevin kidd at work. hes still hobbit-sized, but damn it if seeing that kidd doesn't still put a smile on my face.

im taking my first party bus monday to the andiamo christmas party. lindsey is my date. theyre giving away a trip to puerto vi-somthing. holla!

improv tonight.

i wish amy helzer's mom didnt work at dave and amys. its weird tipping someone i used to befreind's mother. not to mention her telling me amy would love to see me.

i wish girls could give their periods up without taking some freakiy deaky shot or patch or pill or body wrap.

JAGER BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-01-06T17:51:04Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

fucking watch that shit.

i peed a lil.

why did zac and lisa never wax it?

2008-01-05T16:29:16Z

went to windsor on a whim thursday.
danced on a bar a lil (in pants, in pants)
bombed some jager
danced like my life depended on it
lost 50-70 dollars, but im calling it a party fee
danced to the bad touch at customs with the car next to us
met a cute boy from where i was born
loving me those canadians

cant decide wether im happy or depressed so im taking it minute by minute and its kind of exhausting.

new years was the worst day of my life except for at midnight because the peck i went for got taken a little further by the bartender upstairs and he tasted like a delicious fruity candy that i cant put my finger on.

my feet hurt. actually my whole body is ripped to shit right about now.

my friend tonya has the most beautiful child and fiance and house...shes who i want to be in 10 years. loved sleeping on the strawberry shortake guets bed last nigtht.

i need a snacky.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-12-29T12:21:00

2007-12-29T17:22:33Z

i have started the aplication process. one is done. two are 1/3 through.

im gonna be a stah.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-12-22T11:49:00

2007-12-22T16:56:34Z

it was nice to come home to a suprise at three am when i got home the other night. i havent been able to enjoy it yet, but it made me feel really good that someone, especially someone i rarely see, was thinking of me. thank you.

i got $100 tip from these 6-8 middle ages men and two ladies last night. one of them kissed me on the cheek. i am also %99.9 sure that the couple out of the group was trying to get me to have sex with them. then i found out that they were swingers from one of the bussboys/their neighbor. weird.

im going to start working less days a week...and im going to start serving in the dirty martini. i feel like it will be more fitting for me. i may be red wine most of the time, but i can certainly relate myself to an oral fixation martini. (oh so tasty)

helping my friends that are females become a little less dependant on men makes me feel like i have a little niche on the world. i love lucy.

no work today. aparently im getting down with rene tonight. holler.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-12-11T12:31:00

2007-12-11T17:43:15Z

i found this a long time ago but lost it.

it came back to me today.

now i share it with you.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-12-08T17:58:00

2007-12-08T23:00:39Z

i didnt expect living at home to be like this.

or life would be like this.

one day ill be plotted in soil where i can grow.

in a garden of other beautiful flowers.

and well all feel the sun help us grow.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-11-27T14:16:00

2007-11-27T19:16:03Z

i dont work this saturday.

holla at cha girl.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-11-08T22:14:00

2007-11-08T03:28:13Z

so the hotel room has internet...nice.

i saw a really great play at york tonight that made me think about a lot of stuff. one thing was how my life will only make sense if i am an actor. i dont think i chose this path, i think it chose me. i process things too different to be understood by people in any other line of work. actors are all weird in the same way.

during one scene, for at least 20 minutes, my mind was on humping garrett since the main character looked like him during that scene. (he had a bandana around his head, a look once rocked by my college conquest) i keep telling myself that no one "needs" to get laid...but i need to stop thinking about it or i might go nuts if i dont wax it up in the next two months. on the contrary i dont want to just wax it with anyone.

except maybe doug...this kid from my work. caliente.

me n' joe got our pictures back. ill post some soon. were a couple o' bosses.

i have big plans for thanksgiving. mama's about to blow your culinary socks off.

sidenote-the seats in the theatre at york absorb fart sound like a charm.

i took the saturday after thanksgiving so i can help clean up by the by.

what does everyone think of me being a dirty martini cocktail server?

"im lonely and i settle and im slutty"

2007-10-29T17:41:38Z

dear hmc

saturday felt good. my love for everyone is reinstated or rather further ingrained.

my photos have nothing on chelsea's.

i think needing to drive someone home when youre hungover sucks about as much as cleaning puke off your shoes at 9 am. were even, i love you girl haha

we should do that more often, the only problem is having a place to host such dance parties.

im going to tell my boss i need to work 4 days instead of 5 because working everyday (betwixt my two jobs) is killing me.

i am going to start taking better care of me. and on my days off i hope to make time for trips to detroit/east lansing.

im going to canada this weekend. anyone need me to get them really strong pain pills that are illegal here? i mean anyone other than my boss haha

im bringing home sour keys.

woop.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-10-26T14:36:00

2007-10-26T19:03:08Z

i might be dating a body builder in the near futre. weird, huh? ill keep you posted.

have you ever met someone whose smile reminded you of a black hole that sucked everything in while the eyes distract you as you try to consider their shape? i hate feeling evil brew.

dear hmc-
i miss you all more than you'll know. nick, everyone at work plays fantasy football and when they talk about it i have no idea what they are saying but it makes me miss you. avery, every time i go to work i see this hello kitty-ass store and it reminds me of you. im actually just pretty much reminded of everyone by many things and i miss you all greatly. i lied to my boss and i got saturday off so i could see everyone at heathers. someone please call me to carpool/inform me of goings on.
all my love
laura

i love boyshort underwear and t-pain.

i hate one person i work with, so that aint bad.

puddin pop, you have a date with me and the captain tomorrow. be there, look slutty.

i get the van soon. (after typing this, my mother and i coincidentally had an argument in circles that i still dont understand about the van) i think. i really hate my family. no, just my brother. and sometimes my mother. i need a cigarette and i never say that.

i need to quit my job soon and work when the rest of the world does. im making good moeny, but fuck. how do you guys do it? how do you keep your head above water and manage time to play, and play together no less. the only way i have a social life is by not sleeping and making myself physically ill.

good god, yall. im ready to move out.

i need to go see a doctor.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-10-20T11:54:00

2007-10-20T17:01:33Z

i fucking love t-pain.

i decided that this is going to be the year that i prep myself financially to be a starving artist.

i dont think im ready to date like a grown up. im not ready to date someone who doesnt fit me fucking perfectly. and im not so sure this gent's got it.

"i mean, he'll treat you like a princess"

but i mean....im independent

"gather yo crew cuz me and my niggas make it do what it do"

i might be going to see dane cook. i have mixed feelings

"take a sip of this, drink that, and dont it feel good baby."

i guess im still going to do the music supervision on sweetleaf. i hope i get paid haha, but this is going to be a really good project and im happy to be involved from a far.

cross your fingers that i have saturday off.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-10-17T15:47:00

2007-10-17T20:02:28Z

i cant wait to get my shit together.

im getting a cavity filled tomorrow.

i have thursday and friday off (not saturday as i thought shelsean)so you just let me know.

im going to be an irresponsible young adult and get wasted after work at lucy's boyfriends house in novi.

i really want to move out. but i realize that my mom may not make it without me.

soon instead of having a two door with a babyseat, im taking over the minivan. my brother will have my car because he doesnt want to look dumb in the van, as his car is dead and he needs to steal one of ours. my mother will be getting a lease. on one hand its like, "why him? why does he get coddled? and pampered and catered too?" but i dont want to be coddled. i want him to be like everyone else. i want him to be normal. i guess ill just never know what its like to have a sibling i can relate to on any level. it really makes me sad. but hey, i guess ill be getting a van, so all right.

chelsea, remember what i said the three of us should do? we should next time your home.

rene, i want to go to heather's. worst case scenario, i dont get there till one am. but ill keep you posted.

having lucy home is the best thing to happen to me in weeks.

its funny how you get slapped in the face by something and you just dont feel it.

i dont know if im ready to have my friendship with you again. i love you but i dont know if im ready.

im closing tonight. im not supposed to close because i wont be leaving until after 11 and its a 30 minute drive and i nanny at 7. but fuck it, im drinking tonight anyway. its been a while since ive had anything to drink and mojito wendsday sounds good to me.

i missed having a girlfriend that dances like an idiot with me NO MATTER WHERE we are.

"gon' get it on, gon' get it on, gon get it on, gon' get it on"

you know my bank roll, got a lotta zeros.

i hope they gas the shit out of me at the dentist tomorrow. i hate getting fillings.

i owe the government five G's for school and apparently i gotta start payin' up.

fuck.

kingbobpinapple @ 2007-10-12T12:17:00

2007-10-12T16:18:32Z

i thought it would be nice to see the darjeeling limited tonight for my birthday. i cannot, however, find it playing in michigan. if anyone wants to go see across the universe instead, i would be super-down.

think about it.

get back to me.